"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
I JUST CAN’T ORDER.
RAMI KADI Les Jardins Suspendus Collection
And it is said that the Princess returned to her father’s kingdom. That she reigned there with justice and a kind heart for many centuries. That she was loved by her people. And that she left behind small traces of her time on Earth, visible only to those who know where to look.
The Princess and her Guardians [x]
"We’re best friends really, so whenever we get a great script through it’s always really exciting and we call each other and talk about it, and send each other pictures from sets, it’s really great.
It’s like having your best friend and your sister doing the exact same thing as you, it’s like a dream really, it’s really great.” - Hannah Arterton
Yes, I saw those too :D But I actually liked the cans a bit better, mostly because I can’t remember the names of all the footballers and I liked the message on the cans (I’m just as bad with the names of the Dutch team, so it’s not a disinterest in the German team, honest!). But that joke I actually got yay I’m not as hopeless as I thought I was :P
My can is signed by Jérôme (Boateng), which I guess is fitting, as he plays for Bayern München and I’m living in the neighbourhood München and all. Also I pass by the Allianz Arena every day I go to work, so, yeah I instinctively chose well. :P